What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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