A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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CFL

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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