- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

noah is a scrub jungle

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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