What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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BIG MAC'S

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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