What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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field day?

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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