- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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