- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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