- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

knock knock go away

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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