- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Pickles are moist.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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