- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

your mum

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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