- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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