- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

So one time there was this woman learning...

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A house comes around the corner.

The chickens have become self-aware!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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