- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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