- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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