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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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