- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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