- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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