- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

The New York Giants

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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