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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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