- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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