- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

This is a joke.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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