- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

The WPGA tour

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A dyslexic blind man

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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