- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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