What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A fat guy!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

the WNBA

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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