- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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