- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Neither did she.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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