Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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