- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

So these two girls have a cup .

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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