What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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