- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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