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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

"Knock knock..." "come in"

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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