- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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