- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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