- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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