- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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