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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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