Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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