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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Women's professional sports

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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