Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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PENIS that is all

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A pope meets another one

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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