- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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