How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's stupid a light bulb.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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