- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

PENIS that is all

A pope meets another one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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