- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walked into a bar owch

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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