- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

baloney sandwich

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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