Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Fat people

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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