What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What stops a train? A missile

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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