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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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