- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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