- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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