Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

the midget went to the midget store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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