- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Feminism

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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