asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A women left the kitchen.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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