Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

hey guys im gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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