- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Your mom is so old she died

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

wenis

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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