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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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