- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

su algato es en fuego

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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