- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

The child was fired from his job.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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