- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

You're a big fat monkey.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A dog was barking at a tree

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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