- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

i like turtles

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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