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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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