- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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