- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

here's a joke... the american education society

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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