Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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