- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A house comes around the corner.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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