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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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