Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Who is John Galt?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

PIED NINNY!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Screw it you write the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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