- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's your blood type? Red.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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