- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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