One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

it's funny because it's funny

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

bologna

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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