- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A dog was barking at a tree

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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