Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Gay republicans

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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