knock knock Goodbye

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Obama

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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