- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

haha black people :D

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A woman walks into a bar.

girls basketball

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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