- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Eric is gay Ha

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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