- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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