So these two girls have a cup .

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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