Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What stops a train? A missile

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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