- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

whats white jizz

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why are white people white? I don't know

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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