- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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