- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who is John Galt?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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