- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

knock knock Dave's not here.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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