What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Equal rights!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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