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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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