- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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