- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What fires shots? A gun

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Christ is a conspiracy

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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