- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

hi michael

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

knock knock Goodbye

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