How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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