- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A black man walks out of a police station

Click here for free sandwich.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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