How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Women's rights

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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how much fish could a chicken

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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