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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Your big dick.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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