I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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The FCC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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