- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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