- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call an arab ?

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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